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30ft Kraken Rum Cake Tentacle

On Friday 13th September a 30ft long tentacle was recovered from Port Meirion beach by an intrepid ‘Kraken Hunter’, and taken to The Kraken Rum tent at Festival No. 6 where it was served to hungry festival goers as means of disposal. This is the first time in living memory detailed examination of Kraken anatomy has taken place with food artists, The Tattooed Bakers, identifying the flesh as a rich spiced dark rum soaked fruit cake.

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Wearing full protective clothing, the Kraken Hunter then proceeded to serve the remains to a hungry crowd who had witnessed the recovery of the tentacle earlier in the day. Legend has it eating the flesh of Kraken will leave those who consumed it with special powers and a distinguished taste in rum.

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What is more further remains of the Kraken (a beast previously thought to be mythological) have been recovered by UK based ‘Kraken Hunters UK’, a The Kraken Rum supported organization only for the most brave and intrepid individuals. Large chunks of flesh, including an intact football sized eyeball,  have been found in the Thames Estuary with an autopsy scheduled to find out more.

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Anyone interested in finding out more about The Kraken Rum Edible Autopsy should contact feedthebeast@misscakehed.com.

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Posted on September 14, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Oh, that looks glorious! Lucky festival-goers :D

  2. this is amazing! was it put in real sand though? thats a sure fire way to ruin good cake!

    josie x

  3. Reblogged this on MISS CAKEHEAD and commented:

    Delighted to say our Halloween campaign for The Kraken Rum has started in style… Read more about the installation of a 30ft rum cake tentacle at Festival Number 6 on the Eat Your Heart Out dedicated blog, and make sure you check out the macabre ‘drowned in sailor’ choc rum chocolate hands and feet too!

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